I saw you…. you girls is mighttyyyyy fiiiooneeeee. You were walking in a group out of o’sullivan. It was two chocolate girls, a Filipino looking beauty, and a blonde bombshell..there was this otha chick with you but she was looking a fool. Ladies (minus the one) your all beautiful…les get it crackin some time.
General Location: Around Campus
Type of Sighting: Male seeing Female
Processing your request, Please wait....I see you walking all over the place, with your little short shorts and your fine ass. Before I make my move, I have to ask….are you gay?
General Location: Around Campus
Type of Sighting: Female seeing Male
Processing your request, Please wait....I saw you watching us, watching you, watching us. Smoking your two cigarettes in your multicolored checkered hat. Smoking your cigarette you know you only needed one nicotine rush.
General Location: Around Campus
Type of Sighting: Female seeing Male
Processing your request, Please wait....I saw you…walking down the strip to what i assume is your residence hall. I didn`t think twice about you until i further examined your wardrobe and realized that you are probably THE skinniest human being i`ve ever seen who seriously had the nerve to wear even skinnier jeans. I just want to inform you that this is NOT the look for you.
General Location: Around Campus
Type of Sighting: Female seeing Male
Processing your request, Please wait....I saw you… Lax Bros. Almost just about everywhere I go on campus. I can tell you all are near because the hairs on the back of my neck stand due to my creeper radar. Then, sure enough I hear your native call. “LAX BROS!!!” You are all so similar to a pack of wild baboons. When you all come around it’s like a mix between every bad pick up line I have ever heard mixed with a national geographic documentary rerun about apes. Leave your Lax Sticks at home, then you might actually get some play with your natural shaft.
General Location: Around Campus
Type of Sighting: Female seeing Male
Processing your request, Please wait....I saw you… By Hollis Hall. Blonde girl. Black top. Wearing those baby short shorts with some inexcusably horrific pink flower pattern. It was awful. I could see the bottom cusps of your butt cheeks. It was terribly unattractive. Please, if you are so intent on showing butt cleavage in that manner, do more squats.
General Location: Other
Type of Sighting: Female seeing Female
Processing your request, Please wait....I saw you… boy who looks like James Franco. You are so good looking, but i have to ask; are you gay?
General Location: Class
Type of Sighting: Female seeing Male
Processing your request, Please wait....I saw you…
She’ll never know
Oh she’s never going to know
She’s making it harder to breathe
My heart skips a beat
She sends shivers down my spine
Every single time
Every glance is a death wish
Wish I’d just climb out of my grave
But the consequences of admittance may be more grave
Oh how I wish I could tell you how you make me feel
My heart was made of steel
But now its beating is real
Cause love is something you’ve got to be taught to feel
She’s making me go dizzy
She’s always seems so busy
How do I get closer?
Cause we’re walking past each other
Everything’s going crazy
I want her to be my future
Cause I wish I could tell you how you make me feel
My heart was made of steel
But now its beating is real
Cause love is something you’ve got to be taught to feel
Maybe if I tell her everything’s going to be A-OK
Is it a shot that’s worth it to take?
Is she going to shoot me down?
I’d rather drown
Maybe I should just tell her and maybe she’d feel the same
Then we could run away from this town
Oh how I wish I could tell you how you make me feel
My heart was made of steel
But now its beating is real
Cause love is something you’ve got to be taught to feel
Maybe we could strike up a match
A match made in heaven
She’s my sanctuary
I swear it’s kind of scary
Cause she’ll never know
Oh she’s never going to know
She’s making it harder to breathe
My heart skips a beat
General Location: Around Campus
Type of Sighting: Male seeing Female
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